Our Products
We design all of our products to match what we think shit coin degens are looking for.
Degenex DM
Degen Suppressant with DEV-MAX
Degenex Original
Degenex SNIPER-MAX
Degenex Rug-Pull
The Original Degen Suppressant
New Sniper Pain Relief Formula
The Ultimate Rug-Pull Solution
Our Spokesperson
Mr. Mucus was pissed after blowing all his money on drugs, hookers and Solana meme coins. He demanded more money from Mucinex and they told him to fuck off. Being a degen himself and offering him loads of free $DEGENEX and all the dirty slimy hooker ass our marketing budget could afford, he agreed to promote $DEGENEX. But wanted it to be publicly known that he doesn't have any other choice and part of the deal is that we promote his non-profit organization: Colds are Cool.
A Word From Our Sponsor
Colds Are Cool
Colds Are Cool (CAC) is a non-profit organization that is working to remove the social stigma of being sick. CAC believes that all congestion deserves a home whether you are phlem, snot, lugies or boogers and we proudly raise awareness for the fact that humans are committing genocide against Mucuskind. DEGENEX stands with CAC promising to give 10% of all $DEGENEX profits to making more people in the world sick.
”I fucking love this shit.”
- Pepe
”Bullish.”
- Elon Musk
”i croshez dem up and snurtz dem.”
- Dolan
”My coin is better but still decent, I guess.”
- Doge
”我爱死这枚硬币了!”
- CZ
”I am not Satoshi Nakamoto!”
- Satoshi Nakamoto
Testimonials
”Just supporting the community. And it's for a good cause.”
- Slimer
”I'm soooo high right now.”
- Seth Rogan
Degenomex
100% LP
No Taxes
1 Billion
We burned the shit our of our LP.
Mr. Mucus hasn't paid taxes in years...
We wanted to make sure we had enough to treat every degen.